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Monty Python's Life of Brian Script
(choose your scene)
Scene 1 - The Relationship of Men and
Sheep
Scene 2 - Three Wise Men with Bad Senses
of Direction
Scene 3 - Jesus' Lack of Crowd Control on
the Mount
Scene 4 - Stonings: How to Find that
Perfect Rock
Scene 5 - Premature Ejection
Scene 6 - Bloody Do-Gooders
Scene 7 - Brian Discovers his Roman
Heritage
Scene 8 - The Grumpy People's Front of
Judea
Scene 9 - Brian Learns to Conjugate
Scene 10 - Before the Romans Things Were
Smelly
Scene 11 - The Plot to Kidnap Pilate's
Wife
Scene 12 - Brian Earns Jailor's Pet Title
Scene 13 - What's So Funny About Biggus
Dickus?
Scene 14 - Lucky Aliens
Scene 15 - Bloody Boring Prophets
Scene 16 - Crucifixion: Could Be Worse...
Scene 17 - The Futility of the Lily in
Parable
Scene 18 - The Holy Gourd of Jerusalem
Scene 19 - Brian Denies Messianic
Attributes
Scene 20 - Individualism Can't Beat a Good
Crowd Riot
Scene 21 - A Fully Trained Suicide
Squadron
Scene 22 - Pilate Sentences Brian to
Crucifixion
Scene 23 - The People's Front Engage in
Frantic Discourse
Scene 24 - The Line to the Crucifixion
Scene 25 - Pilate's Speech Impediment
Becomes a Problem
Scene 26 - Romans and Their Complete Lack
of Humor
Scene 27 - Biggus Dickus, the High Wanking
Officer
Scene 28 - Crucifixion Party
Scene 29 - Forward! To the Crucifixion
Scene 30 - Get Your Red Hot Calvary
Souvenirs!
Scene 31 - Brian Gets a Reprieve
Scene 32 - The Centurion Can't Find Brian
Scene 33 - He's Mad Sir!
Scene 34 - The People's Front Pass a
Motion
Scene 35 - There's a Bright Side?
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