Life of Brian Script

Scene 33: He's Mad Sir!

CENTURION: Where have they gone?!

JAILER: We've-- we've got lumps of it 'round the back.

CENTURION: What?

JAILER'S ASSISTANT: Oh, don't worry about him, sir. He's ma-- he's m-- he's ma-- he-- he-- he's m-- m-- m-- he's m-- he's m--

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He's mad, sir.

CENTURION: Have they gone?!

JAILER'S ASSISTANT: Oh, ye-- nnnnn-- Ay, n-- na--

JAILER: Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

JAILER'S ASSISTANT: Na-- na--

JAILER: Heh. Heh. Heh heh...

JAILER'S ASSISTANT: Na-- na-- na-- na-- n--

CENTURION: Oh, come on!

JAILER'S ASSISTANT: N-- nnnyes, sir.

JAILER: ...Heh. Huh.

JAILER'S ASSISTANT: Anyway, get on with the story.

JAILER: Well, I knew she never really liked him, so I kiss--