The Meaning of Life ScriptFind the FishThe sketch:[music] STRANGE MAN: I wonder where that fish has gone. STRANGE WOMAN: You did love it so. You looked after it like a son. STRANGE MAN: And it went wherever I did go. STRANGE WOMAN: Is it in the cupboard? AUDIENCE: Yes! Yes! No!... STRANGE WOMAN: Wouldn't you like to know? It was a lovely little fish. STRANGE MAN: And it went wherever I did go. MAN IN AUDIENCE: It's behind the sofa! STRANGE WOMAN: Where can that fish be? MAN IN AUDIENCE: Have you thought of the drawers in the bureau?! RANDOM: Shh! STRANGE WOMAN: It is a most elusive fish! STRANGE MAN: And it went wherever I did go. STRANGE WOMAN: Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish! STRANGE MAN: A-fish, a-fish, a-fish, a-fishy, ooooh. STRANGE WOMAN: Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish! STRANGE MAN: That went wherever I did go. MAN IN AUDIENCE: Look up his trunk! MAN IN AUDIENCE: Yeah, it's hidden in his trousers! FISH #1: That was terrific! FISH #2: Great! FISH #4: Wonderful. FISH #2: Yeah! FISH #5: Yeah. FISH #3: Best bit so far. FISHES: [mumbling] FISH #2: Fantastic! FISH #1: Yeah. FISH #2: Yes! Really great! FISH #6: Very piscine. FISH #5: Ha ha hah. FISH #6: Yeah. Hee, hee, hee, hee. FISH #4: Oh! FISH #6: Ahh. FISH #1: Heh. FISH #2: They haven't said much about the meaning of life so far, have they? FISH #1: Well, it's been building up to it. FISH #4: Has it? FISH #2: Has it? FISH #3: Yeah, I expect they'll get on to it now. FISH #5: Personally, I very much doubt if they're going to say anything about the meaning of life at all. FISH #6: Oh, come on. They've got to say something. FISH #3: They're bound to. FISH #2: Yeah. FISH #4: Yeah. FISH #1: Yeah. FISH #3: What do you think the next bit will be, then? FISH #1: Caption, I expect. FISH #6: What? About the next stage of life, you mean? Oh, yeah. Here we go.
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