Monty Python and The Holy GrailScene 15: Lancelot Saves a Beautiful and Melodious errr Prince?[inside castle] PRINCESS LUCKY and GIRLS: [giggling] [outside castle] GUEST: 'Morning! SENTRY #1: 'Morning. SENTRY #2: Oooh. SENTRY #1: [ptoo] [drum roll] [drum roll] [drum roll] [drum roll] [drum roll] LANCELOT: Ha ha! Hiyya! SENTRY #2: Hey! LANCELOT: Hiyya!, Ha!, etc. PRINCESS LUCKY and GIRLS: [giggling] LANCELOT: Ha ha! Huy! GUESTS: Uuh! Aaah! LANCELOT: Ha ha! And take this! Aah! Hiyah! Aah! Aaah! Hyy! Hya! Hiyya! Ha!... GUARD #1: Now, you're not allowed to enter the room-- aaugh! LANCELOT: O fair one, behold your humble servant, Sir Lancelot of Camelot. I have come to take y-- Oh, I'm terribly sorry. HERBERT: You got my note! LANCELOT: Uh, well, I-- I got, uh, a note. HERBERT: You've come to rescue me! LANCELOT: Uh, well, no. You see, I hadn't-- HERBERT: I knew someone would. I knew that somewhere out there... [music] LANCELOT: Well, I-- HERBERT: ...there must be... someone... FATHER: Stop that! Stop that! Stop it! Stop it! Who are you? HERBERT: I'm your son! FATHER: No, not you. LANCELOT: Uh, I am Sir Lancelot, sir. HERBERT: He's come to rescue me, Father. LANCELOT: Well, let's not jump to conclusions. FATHER: Did you kill all those guards? LANCELOT: Uh... Oh, yes. Sorry. FATHER: They cost fifty pounds each! LANCELOT: Well, I'm awfully sorry. Um, I really can explain everything. HERBERT: Don't be afraid of him, Sir Lancelot. I've got a rope all ready. FATHER: You killed eight wedding guests in all! LANCELOT: Well, uh, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady. FATHER: I can understand that. HERBERT: Hurry, Sir Lancelot! Hurry! FATHER: Shut up! You only killed the bride's father, that's all! LANCELOT: Well, I really didn't mean to... FATHER: Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right through his head! LANCELOT: Oh, dear. Is he all right? FATHER: You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune! LANCELOT: Well, I can explain. I was in the forest, um, riding north from Camelot, when I got this note, you see-- FATHER: Camelot? Are you from, uh, Camelot? HERBERT: Hurry, Sir Lancelot! LANCELOT: Uh, I am a Knight of King Arthur, sir. FATHER: Very nice castle, Camelot. Uh, very good pig country. LANCELOT: Is it? HERBERT: Hurry! I'm ready! FATHER: Would you, uh, like to come and have a drink? LANCELOT: Well, that-- that's, uh, awfully nice of you,... HERBERT: I am ready! LANCELOT: ...um, I mean to be so understanding. [thonk] Um,... [woosh] HERBERT: Oooh! LANCELOT: ...I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit, uh, sort of carried away. FATHER: Oh, don't worry about that. HERBERT: Oooh! [splat]
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